i am kind of sad ok
this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck
People who understand you have a busy life and will patiently wait for replies (◕‿◕✿)
People who understand you’re a lazy ass piece of shit and will patiently wait for replies (◕‿◕✿)
People who understand you have a terrible tendency to get distracted and will patiently wait for replies (◕‿◕✿)
"Mom can we get McDonalds?"
"Eat what’s in the fridge"
It’s that time of year again when you get annoyed by the sight of bell-ringers representing an organization that hates you. Yes, it’s the annual appearance of the Salvation Army, and they’re hoping to trick you into thinking that they’ve turned over a new leaf. Well, they haven’t. The S.A. has a page on their&
you know what i hate those fucking “things to say during sex” posts because my fucking boyfriend fucking actually says them do u kno what its like when u r trying to touch urself while someone whispers "olé"
my sex tape is gonna be a vinebc you only last 6 seconds